Help me with this incessant itch! :-P

[My_dog_is_hungry]

Hey beautiful people. I've had H for at least 11 years. I found out when I got a pap smear result (I had wondered why my GP went quiet when she put the wotsit up my hoo-ha, she secretly swabbed something and it came back positive!) Anyway, I'm in the third week of my second ever OB (since the initial one that the naughty GP spotted)-so lucky to not have suffered for all these years! Anyway, it's relentlessly itchy. My booty is on fire. I want to scoot like a pup with worms! Can anyone suggest anything for this problem before someone catches me going full cow rubbing my sweet butt on a fence post?

[_a_rayofsunshine_]

Only thing that somewhat helps is tucks wipes and then blow dry your butt to get the moisture away. Hopefully more ppl will reply with better/completely successful remedies.